"Sleep is good and books are better."
Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.
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Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
Tatooine was a desert planet located in the Outer Rim Territories. The planet was part of a binary star system. It was the homeworld of Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One, and his son Luke Skywalker. Anakin’s former master, Obi-Wan Kenobi, also resided on the planet after the Clone Wars ended, going by the name Ben Kenobi. The Hutt Cartel maintained a presence on Tatooine as well, with Jabba the Hutt owning a palace in the desert. Due to the lack of surface water, many residents of the planet instead drew water from the atmosphere via moisture farms.
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"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out the extraordinary size of your submandibular venom glands."
"Your daily positive affirmation: today I am thankful for being alive and blessed with rows upon rows of teeth that shear right through muscle and bone."
"Conceal your dark circles. Conceal your bright chevrons and your dusky stripes. The humans must not suspect what you are."
"New research shows that ideal femininity encompasses a lamia’s beauty, a cyclops’ strength, a hydra’s deadliness, a Fury’s heartlessness, a harpy’s swiftness, and a sphinx’s love of feasting on less intelligent creatures. Be a chimera that cannot be contained!"
"Aim to be described as "inexplicably eerie," "unsettlingly off," and "I’m not sure what she looks like, I could never keep my eyes on her face long enough to see."
If you are not aware of the “Beauty by H.P. Lovecraft” Facebook page, you are missing the time of your life.
Common People by Pulp
You wanna live like common people
You wanna see whatever common people see
Wanna sleep with common people
You wanna sleep with common people like me?
But she didn’t understand
And she just smiled and held my hand